Clichés

It happens for a reason
Which is?

This too shall pass
Not soon enough

It happens to the best of us
I’m not the best so why did it happen to me?

If at first you don’t succeed…
…you’re doing something wrong

(Stupidity is defined by continuing to do something you know doesn't work)

Practice makes perfect
You can be perfectly wrong

You’re time will come
And go

Don’t judge a book by it’s cover
But by its price, author and popularity

The early bird catches the worm
It pays to be a lazy worm

An ounce of prevention is better than a pound of cure
Doesn’t the guy who found the cure get any credit?

That which doesn’t kill you…
…can cripple you for life

Sticks and stones may break my bones
But words can make you mental

Why does it have to me?
Who do you suggest?

Good things come to those who wait.
So the early bird thing is not good now?

What goes around comes around
Like syphilis?

No pain no gain
Except weight

Money can’t buy happiness
You don’t have any idea how to use money do you?

Haste makes waste
Yeah just check out the early worm

Live life one day at a time
How else?

What you don’t know…
Can kill you.

It’s better to have loved and lost…
Like hell it is!!!

Keep your friends close
Keep your enemies to a minimum

Aug 24, 2010